There are always EXCUSES for not catching fish.
1. Relatives in the boat
2. Should have been here yesterday
3. Cows were laying down------Wildlife not feeding
4. Male fish too interested in Spawning
5. Female fish all have Migraines
6.North wind, South wind, East wind, West wind, blowing too hard.
7.Not enough wind
8. Need a bigger boat
10. Too cold
11.Water too muddy
12. Water too clear
13. Didn't go
14. We didn't get skunked------we ran out of time
15. Full Moon---Gravitational pull caused all of the fish to get a headache--not hungry
16. No Moon------Too dark for the fish to see to eat
17. Lake turned over, all the fish are dead
18. Its raining----- fish are already wet.
19.Didn't hold your mouth right,------Told my son that when he was 3 and he said, "You mean Shut?"